Every time I see "blah blah blah hordes orcs trolls blah blah magic bows swords" on this site, I want to kill myself. It would help if the game wasn't excruciating slow to play.
Wow, those sound effects are terrible. They really ruin any sort of atmosphere the game attempts. Anyway, this isn't in any way better than any of the Crush the Castle games, so why play this instead?
So NG is openly throwing pure advertisements into the portal. I feel like this violates much of what NG is about.
It's good, but really repetitive. At least there's some decent strategy involving which moves you use in which order depending on your levels, but at heart, it's all about grinding to get enough cash to upgrade your stats. And this gets kind of boring.
Won't load, no matter how many times I try.
A recurring problem, I'll fix it in the next game, I promise.
First, completely misleading. I wasn't expecting a shitty bubble shooter. Also it's another demo from Youda! Is NG getting money from them or something?
I know you don't want complaints about the AI, but it's the only major problem with this game. It gets frustrating in Zone 4 when your teammates continue to waste focus on smashing an Illusion that's triple Intervention protected. It takes forever to get through those. For some reason, when I have a destroyer class teammate he'll heal himself and use blood focus when both bars are full. Dumbass Veradux always uses the re-energize on the person who needs it least. Also, Veradux doesn't follow his own advice of taking out the weak one first.
It's also really hard to build up enough cash in Zone 4. Spending 15 minutes to get $500 is really frustrating.
Lol, Chuck Norris humor never gets old. Good use of Engrish.
@ TheManOfH: The language was bad on purpose, to make fun of crappy Japanese to English translations in video games, called Engrish.
It's pretty bad. It needs MUCH smoother animation, being an interactive game, and the cannon needs to fire the missile on a straight path without delaying it.
You know, Jack, people have a right to give you negative reviews, even though they haven't made Flash games. Roger Ebert doesn't make movies, but he's a very respected reviewer. When you bitch about people not being able to create 1337 pwnz0rz1ng fl4sh3s like yourself, it just make you look like an asshole that can't take criticism.
okay your probably right and yeah i had issues wit the cannon centrering okay weel i need to take these things better as im only 14 i can get a bit agressive and pig headed pretty quick so umm ya thanks youve opened my eyes to my bitchiness lol yes not all ppl can make 1337 pornorizing..... whatever you sed movies lol is this a good or a bad comment?? i think its pritty freaking good for only 14 years of age
Basically a rip-off of Gunmaster Onslaught. The controls sucked and there was no sound. WASD controls are standard, and I'd suggest you use them in the future.
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