00:00
00:00
View Profile El-Scotto1

19 Game Reviews

5 w/ Responses

Frustrating

Why can't you move laterally when you're falling?

Bam2323 responds:

Sorry i don't know i will fix

Not real funny

It's not very funny, it's just blatant innuendo and spliced sound bytes. It was pretty seamless though, and good in that respect. Maybe have some statements that have things like subtle innuendo and double entandres.

Great resource!

I hate when people use 1337, but now I'll be able to figure out what they're saying right away!

Oh goody...

Oh goody, another dress-up game. This doesn't have anything unique, and its graphics plain suck.

Game?

This is a game? Where would it be classified? If I wanted a tutorial, I'd go to a tutorial site.

kdlod responds:

Hey man I dont make it say
"play this game" I just tick a box that says game/interactive because if i dont choose that then i have to say its a movie wich its not. Dont rate low because fo that its just sad.

Not to much depth

Kinda boring. The graphics are large-pixel style, which I don't care for. This is the first kind of this game I've seen, but it uses concepts similar to other 1-dimensional games. The sound is bad, but not unbearable. No violence. Not real interactive; the only controls are the arrow keys, and right and left work as one. Not great.

RadLab responds:

Everything is on prupose. I even wondered if the sound wasn't too good :P
You have your own tastes... My next game will have better and more personalized graphics.

My reason for joining Newgrounds

I was hesitant to join at first, but this wonderful game convinced me. Once again Dan Paladin's unique hand-drawn graphics are at the core of this game's greatness, especially the explosion effects and character animation. This game's gameplay style is not unique; however, its concept twists, involving wanton violence against school children, make it all it is. The sound is fun, with all of the exagerated punching noises and stereo effects. The music is quite good and somewhat original for an internet game; plus I'm usually of Dustball's work. The game is violent, but not so much so. I don't want more, but there could be more. The combos in the fighting are easy to find, as there are only two buttons used in combat. I like this, as I hate fumbling over four buttons in Double Dragons style games, but it is slightly limiting in the variety of combos. It is, of course, funny to see innocent children get the crap kicked out of them (in cartoon form), and even better when most of them are named after NGers. Overall, this is my favorite game on all of Newgrounds. Note: the site arcademob. com is running this game and not giving credit to Newgrounds or anyone else.

Very interesting

A somewhat original game. Good concept, not unbearably hard, and fun. Good style, with the silhouette look, the character design, and the visual intricacies of the enemies. I like rage mode; it's friggin' awesome!
Just a note; eBaum's World has already stolen it. Damn idiots.

Not much depth

Definitely not original. It gets repetitive, the music is absolutely awful, the sound of the pies hitting things is a dull thud, and it is completely unoriginal. Some of the missions require you to finish the mission mode. That isn't even enough incentive to keep me playing. All of the levels are basically the same, except for the difficulty.

Wooh! I like music!

Age 34, Male

Student

St. Charles East HS

Chicagoland, IL

Joined on 10/27/05

Level:
8
Exp Points:
700 / 710
Exp Rank:
93,510
Vote Power:
5.07 votes
Rank:
Scout
Global Rank:
33,449
Blams:
191
Saves:
92
B/P Bonus:
4%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
455